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11/14/21 - "This is B.S." wins "Best Ensemble Cast" at NYC Web Fest. Hey, I'm part of that ensemble! That's me!
8/12/21 - "All Things Considered, It Was Probably the Most Productive Meeting the Escondido Unified School District PTA Ever Had" is chosen as one of the Top 6 Plays in the 46th Annual Samuel French OOB Short Play Festival and will be published by Samuel French! SERIOUSLY EVERYBODY GETS MIDORIS WHAT THE HECK?!
6/9/21 - The PTA train keeps on truckin' as "All Things Considered, It Was Probably the Most Productive Meeting The Escondido Unified School District PTA Ever Had" scores a place as a finalist in the 46th Annual Samuel French OOB Short Play Festival. Secret Midori smoothies for EVERYONE!
5/17/21 - Fulfilled his destiny as a know-it-all white guy and started a podcast "The Worst of All Possible Worlds" along with Josh Boerman and Brian Alford. It's actually pretty great! You can listen here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-worst-of-all-possible-worlds/id1570782388
4/1/21 - "All Things Considered, It Was Probably The Most Productive Meeting The Escondido Unified School District PTA Ever Had" is featured in Avalanche Theatre Company's Biannual "Why Now?" Issue Four, Spring 2021.
12/25/20 - Released first video essay "Quest 64: Days of Grief and Werehares" through The Worst of All Possible Worlds Youtube channel, which can be found here.
10/28/20 - Opened Guy Choiceman Decides to Save America: The Choosical Where You Do The Chooses! by Matt Cox.
7/25/20 - Wrote "All Things Considered, It Was Probably The Most Productive Meeting The Escondido Unified School District PTA Ever Had" for Virtual Rule of 7x7: July Edition, directed by Ivey Lowe and starring Bryn Carter, Max Reinhardsen, and Alesandra Nahodil.
5/2/20 - Immediately dove into deep, crippling despair.
5/1/20 - Started to realize this pandemic thing might be around for a while.
4/24/20 - Performed a live-streamed charity reading of Puf3s: Eventfulness Maximus by Matt Cox, completing the Puffs tetralogy.
4/17/20 - Performed a live-streamed charity reading of Dude! Where's My Fantastic Friends? or; 29 Short Films About That Time a Puff Visited New York In The 1920s and the Small Disaster That Followed by Matt Cox.
4/10/20 - Performed a live-streamed charity reading of Nineteen-ish Years After, or; There and Back Again: A Puff's Tale Parts 1 & 3 by Matt Cox.
3/20/20 - Created Lost Horizons, a narrative told through Instagram using assets from Animal Crossing: New Horizons to tell the story of scientists trying to play God, the calamity that follows, and the weird staying power of Eric Carmen's "Hungry Eyes". It can be found on Instagram, by clicking the Instagram button in the upper corner of this page.
3/9/20 - Paddington Gets in a Jam closes. Marmalade sandwiches for NO ONE.
12/22/19 - Paddington Gets in a Jam is an NY Times Critic's Pick! Marmalade sandwiches for EVERYONE.
12/13/19 - Opened Paddington Gets in a Jam at DR-2 in the role of Mr. Curry under the direction of Johnathan Rockefeller. PADDINGTOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
8/7/19 - Performed in a workshop of Maya MacDonald's Raw Pasta in the role of Forest as part of the Ice Factory Festival at the New Ohio Theater. It was a deep dive into toxic masculinity and the proper preparation of granola!
8/20/18 - Promptly grew a beard and scream-sang Go West's "King of Wishful Thinking" for three consecutive days.
8/19/18 - Left the company of Puffs after almost 600 performances, a movie, and countless trips to Pret A Manger.
5/9/18 - Puffs: Live Off-Broadway premieres through Fathom Events across the nation. MY FACE IS ON THE BIGGEST OF SCREENS.
2/4/18 - Filmed Puffs: Live Off-Broadway and only made accidental eye-contact with the camera once*!
*It was many, MANY times
12/20/17 - Filmed a commercial for Ghostbed, the bed for ghosts!
7/30/17 - Left the resident acting company of the Flea Theater, the Bats, and promptly became a vampire.
7/17/17 - Puffs opens at New World Stages. It is a whole new wor-DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES.
6/20/17 - Heart Of Duckness receives its first public reading as part of Pipeline Theatre Company's Bonfire series under the direction of Kevin Hourigan and starring Janice Amaya, Willy Appelman, Nicole Spiezio, Ryan Stinnett, Seth Clayton, Fernando Contreras, Meagan Kensil, and Alex Haynes.
1/16/17 - "Rubiella: A Ghost Story", now expanded to a thirty minute piece involving more James Taylor and marginally more death, performs a one-night workshop at the Magnet Theater under the direction of Felicia Lobo and starring Willy Appelman, Sonia Mena, Heather Thiry, and Mike Steinmetz.
11/28/16 - I sign with Traci Jackson from Take 3 Talent as a freelancer for commercial work! I AM COMMERCIALLY VIABLE!!!
11/7/16 - Eloise Parker Goes to the Moon performs as a part of Cashbox Theater Company's Read. Play. Write. V reading series under the direction of Kristin McCarthy Parker and starring Eleanor Philips, Akiyaa Wilson, Brendan Dalton, Sean Ireland, and Cristina Pitter as the Moon.
11/4/16-11/6/16 - "Rubiella: A Ghost Story", my new ten-minute play, debuts as part of Pipeline's Matchstick: While We Slept series at the Judson Market Library under the direction of Felicia Lobo and starring Willy Appelman, Janice Amaya, and Alex Grubbs. Many jump scares and feelings are had.
10/20/16 - Puffs moves off-Broadway to the Elektra Theater! Forty-Third or Nothing!
7/14/16 - B.B.'s Inferno, a serialized play, makes its debut at #serials@theflea.
2/15/16 - My new solo show An Air Pump Named Desire debuts at Jimmy's no. 43 as part of Decent Company's "Lust" Festival.
12/3/15- Opening night of Puffs: Or, Seven Increasingly Eventful Years at a Certain School of Magic and Magic at the PIT as the Narrator.
11/16/15- Performed the new solo show Heartbreak, Or Why Sara Bareilles' "King of Anything" is the Greatest Song in the History of Goddamn Time at the Undiscovered Countries Festival at the Bizarre Bar in Bushwick.
9/7/15- Cast in Matt Cox's Kapow-i GoGo Marathon as Koffley, an incredibly creepy court jester/maniacal villain extraordinaire. He always knew it would come to this.
7/29/15- Headed up to New Hampshire to perform in Accidental Death of an Anarchist by Dario Fo and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by David Edgar, as the Maniac and Enfield respectively, as part of the Winnipesaukee Playhouse's 2015 Summer Season.
7/28/15- Joined the company Masterfool, a Shakespeare collective focused on creating new and original takes on the Bard's most classic texts. Also, cake. I...I was told there would be cake.
7/13/15- Performed the new solo show The Chicken Man, Or, A Supposedly Fun Thing I Did for Six Months as part of the Undiscovered Countries Festival at the Bizarre Bar in Bushwick.
5/9/15- Ended six month contract working in The Illusionarium, one of the most prestigious magic shows in the world, aboard Norwegian Cruise Line's Getaway. BOAT MAGIC.
1/31/15- Received a New Hampshire Theatre Award for Best Supporting Actor in a Play (Professional) for the role of Huck Finn in Laura Eason's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
4/21/14- The Mysteries is a New York Times' Critics' Pick! Sweet Jesus!
1/16/14- Joined the Flea Theater's production of The Mysteries, directed by Ed Iskandar, in the role of Thomas/Doctor/Ensemble. In doing so, also became a member of the Flea's resident acting company: The Bats.
1/16/14- Created shiny robot monkey website
8/12/21 - "All Things Considered, It Was Probably the Most Productive Meeting the Escondido Unified School District PTA Ever Had" is chosen as one of the Top 6 Plays in the 46th Annual Samuel French OOB Short Play Festival and will be published by Samuel French! SERIOUSLY EVERYBODY GETS MIDORIS WHAT THE HECK?!
6/9/21 - The PTA train keeps on truckin' as "All Things Considered, It Was Probably the Most Productive Meeting The Escondido Unified School District PTA Ever Had" scores a place as a finalist in the 46th Annual Samuel French OOB Short Play Festival. Secret Midori smoothies for EVERYONE!
5/17/21 - Fulfilled his destiny as a know-it-all white guy and started a podcast "The Worst of All Possible Worlds" along with Josh Boerman and Brian Alford. It's actually pretty great! You can listen here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-worst-of-all-possible-worlds/id1570782388
4/1/21 - "All Things Considered, It Was Probably The Most Productive Meeting The Escondido Unified School District PTA Ever Had" is featured in Avalanche Theatre Company's Biannual "Why Now?" Issue Four, Spring 2021.
12/25/20 - Released first video essay "Quest 64: Days of Grief and Werehares" through The Worst of All Possible Worlds Youtube channel, which can be found here.
10/28/20 - Opened Guy Choiceman Decides to Save America: The Choosical Where You Do The Chooses! by Matt Cox.
7/25/20 - Wrote "All Things Considered, It Was Probably The Most Productive Meeting The Escondido Unified School District PTA Ever Had" for Virtual Rule of 7x7: July Edition, directed by Ivey Lowe and starring Bryn Carter, Max Reinhardsen, and Alesandra Nahodil.
5/2/20 - Immediately dove into deep, crippling despair.
5/1/20 - Started to realize this pandemic thing might be around for a while.
4/24/20 - Performed a live-streamed charity reading of Puf3s: Eventfulness Maximus by Matt Cox, completing the Puffs tetralogy.
4/17/20 - Performed a live-streamed charity reading of Dude! Where's My Fantastic Friends? or; 29 Short Films About That Time a Puff Visited New York In The 1920s and the Small Disaster That Followed by Matt Cox.
4/10/20 - Performed a live-streamed charity reading of Nineteen-ish Years After, or; There and Back Again: A Puff's Tale Parts 1 & 3 by Matt Cox.
3/20/20 - Created Lost Horizons, a narrative told through Instagram using assets from Animal Crossing: New Horizons to tell the story of scientists trying to play God, the calamity that follows, and the weird staying power of Eric Carmen's "Hungry Eyes". It can be found on Instagram, by clicking the Instagram button in the upper corner of this page.
3/9/20 - Paddington Gets in a Jam closes. Marmalade sandwiches for NO ONE.
12/22/19 - Paddington Gets in a Jam is an NY Times Critic's Pick! Marmalade sandwiches for EVERYONE.
12/13/19 - Opened Paddington Gets in a Jam at DR-2 in the role of Mr. Curry under the direction of Johnathan Rockefeller. PADDINGTOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
8/7/19 - Performed in a workshop of Maya MacDonald's Raw Pasta in the role of Forest as part of the Ice Factory Festival at the New Ohio Theater. It was a deep dive into toxic masculinity and the proper preparation of granola!
8/20/18 - Promptly grew a beard and scream-sang Go West's "King of Wishful Thinking" for three consecutive days.
8/19/18 - Left the company of Puffs after almost 600 performances, a movie, and countless trips to Pret A Manger.
5/9/18 - Puffs: Live Off-Broadway premieres through Fathom Events across the nation. MY FACE IS ON THE BIGGEST OF SCREENS.
2/4/18 - Filmed Puffs: Live Off-Broadway and only made accidental eye-contact with the camera once*!
*It was many, MANY times
12/20/17 - Filmed a commercial for Ghostbed, the bed for ghosts!
7/30/17 - Left the resident acting company of the Flea Theater, the Bats, and promptly became a vampire.
7/17/17 - Puffs opens at New World Stages. It is a whole new wor-DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES.
6/20/17 - Heart Of Duckness receives its first public reading as part of Pipeline Theatre Company's Bonfire series under the direction of Kevin Hourigan and starring Janice Amaya, Willy Appelman, Nicole Spiezio, Ryan Stinnett, Seth Clayton, Fernando Contreras, Meagan Kensil, and Alex Haynes.
1/16/17 - "Rubiella: A Ghost Story", now expanded to a thirty minute piece involving more James Taylor and marginally more death, performs a one-night workshop at the Magnet Theater under the direction of Felicia Lobo and starring Willy Appelman, Sonia Mena, Heather Thiry, and Mike Steinmetz.
11/28/16 - I sign with Traci Jackson from Take 3 Talent as a freelancer for commercial work! I AM COMMERCIALLY VIABLE!!!
11/7/16 - Eloise Parker Goes to the Moon performs as a part of Cashbox Theater Company's Read. Play. Write. V reading series under the direction of Kristin McCarthy Parker and starring Eleanor Philips, Akiyaa Wilson, Brendan Dalton, Sean Ireland, and Cristina Pitter as the Moon.
11/4/16-11/6/16 - "Rubiella: A Ghost Story", my new ten-minute play, debuts as part of Pipeline's Matchstick: While We Slept series at the Judson Market Library under the direction of Felicia Lobo and starring Willy Appelman, Janice Amaya, and Alex Grubbs. Many jump scares and feelings are had.
10/20/16 - Puffs moves off-Broadway to the Elektra Theater! Forty-Third or Nothing!
7/14/16 - B.B.'s Inferno, a serialized play, makes its debut at #serials@theflea.
2/15/16 - My new solo show An Air Pump Named Desire debuts at Jimmy's no. 43 as part of Decent Company's "Lust" Festival.
12/3/15- Opening night of Puffs: Or, Seven Increasingly Eventful Years at a Certain School of Magic and Magic at the PIT as the Narrator.
11/16/15- Performed the new solo show Heartbreak, Or Why Sara Bareilles' "King of Anything" is the Greatest Song in the History of Goddamn Time at the Undiscovered Countries Festival at the Bizarre Bar in Bushwick.
9/7/15- Cast in Matt Cox's Kapow-i GoGo Marathon as Koffley, an incredibly creepy court jester/maniacal villain extraordinaire. He always knew it would come to this.
7/29/15- Headed up to New Hampshire to perform in Accidental Death of an Anarchist by Dario Fo and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by David Edgar, as the Maniac and Enfield respectively, as part of the Winnipesaukee Playhouse's 2015 Summer Season.
7/28/15- Joined the company Masterfool, a Shakespeare collective focused on creating new and original takes on the Bard's most classic texts. Also, cake. I...I was told there would be cake.
7/13/15- Performed the new solo show The Chicken Man, Or, A Supposedly Fun Thing I Did for Six Months as part of the Undiscovered Countries Festival at the Bizarre Bar in Bushwick.
5/9/15- Ended six month contract working in The Illusionarium, one of the most prestigious magic shows in the world, aboard Norwegian Cruise Line's Getaway. BOAT MAGIC.
1/31/15- Received a New Hampshire Theatre Award for Best Supporting Actor in a Play (Professional) for the role of Huck Finn in Laura Eason's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
4/21/14- The Mysteries is a New York Times' Critics' Pick! Sweet Jesus!
1/16/14- Joined the Flea Theater's production of The Mysteries, directed by Ed Iskandar, in the role of Thomas/Doctor/Ensemble. In doing so, also became a member of the Flea's resident acting company: The Bats.
1/16/14- Created shiny robot monkey website