Hi.
You've made it to my website. For that, you should be congratulated on both your plucky initiative and internet tech-savvy.
But now that you've arrived, what can I possibly offer you...oh, except:
But now that you've arrived, what can I possibly offer you...oh, except:
THE GREATEST WEBSITE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME
Alright, that's not entirely true.
I'm sure someone, somewhere has made a better website than this.
I mean, have you seen Jim Carrey's website?
It screams at you if you stay on it too long.
HIS WEBSITE IS SELF-AWARE.
How can I possibly compete with that?
So, maybe it would be more accurate to call it:
I'm sure someone, somewhere has made a better website than this.
I mean, have you seen Jim Carrey's website?
It screams at you if you stay on it too long.
HIS WEBSITE IS SELF-AWARE.
How can I possibly compete with that?
So, maybe it would be more accurate to call it:
THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING AT
But I don't like ending things with prepositions much.
It feels incomplete, you know?
We're off to a bad start, aren't we?
Plus, that title seems a little hyperbolic, you know? Like it's setting itself up for failure, running against other websites. It might feel ashamed or something.
How about-
It feels incomplete, you know?
We're off to a bad start, aren't we?
Plus, that title seems a little hyperbolic, you know? Like it's setting itself up for failure, running against other websites. It might feel ashamed or something.
How about-
A JUSTIFIABLY ADEQUATE WEBSITE EXPERIENCE
Gah, the adjectives are getting really self-deprecating. Oh God, THE ADJECTIVES ARE BECOMING SELF-AWARE. Quick, something simpler, before Jim Carrey strikes us down with his ravenous mounties!
A JUSTIFIABLY AMAZING WEBSITE
There we go. Optimism! But can't it be snappier, like crackle and pop?
A JUSTIFIABLE WEBSITE
JUST A LITTLE MORE, WE CAN DO THIS, CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU BELIEVE!
A.J. WEBSITE
...It'll have to do. Enjoy.