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A.J. DITTY

Hi. 

You've made it to my website. For that, you should be congratulated on both your plucky initiative and internet tech-savvy.

But now that you've arrived, what can I possibly offer you...oh, except:

THE GREATEST WEBSITE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME

Alright, that's not entirely true. 

I'm sure someone, somewhere has made a better website than this.

I mean, have you seen Jim Carrey's website?

It screams at you if you stay on it too long.

​HIS WEBSITE IS SELF-AWARE.

How can I possibly compete with that?

So, maybe it would be more accurate to call it:

THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING AT

But I don't like ending things with prepositions much.

It feels incomplete, you know?

We're off to a bad start, aren't we? 

Plus, that title seems a little hyperbolic, you know? Like it's setting itself up for failure, running against other websites. It might feel ashamed or something. 

How about-

A JUSTIFIABLY ADEQUATE WEBSITE EXPERIENCE

Gah, the adjectives are getting really self-deprecating. Oh God, THE ADJECTIVES ARE BECOMING SELF-AWARE. Quick, something simpler, before Jim Carrey strikes us down with his ravenous mounties!

A JUSTIFIABLY AMAZING WEBSITE

There we go. Optimism! But can't it be snappier, like crackle and pop?

A JUSTIFIABLE WEBSITE

JUST A LITTLE MORE, WE CAN DO THIS, CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU BELIEVE!

A.J. WEBSITE

...It'll have to do. Enjoy.

-A.J. Ditty

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